Tuesday, July 8, 2008

squirrel jerky, anyone?

Yes, I know, I know. Scowl meanly at me for being a bad vegetarian! But, Houston, we have a problem. I have accepted the fact that my battle with weeds is uphill. I've accepted the fact that we do not have the best amount of sunlight for my tomato plants. I've even accepted the fact that the soil in the side yard is extremely sandy in spots. But the squirrel digging in my herbs has got to stop. After doing some research on humane ways to ward the little diggers off, I think I will just start a squirrel jerky stand next to the neighborhood kids lemonade stand. Mmmmm jerky and a refreshing sugary beverage, what could be better?

Alright, alright, I'll try the hot red pepper flakes first. But if not...... who's up for some jerky?

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