well, i never!

I have never had any children I cannot afford...
... so I do not receive handouts and donations to care for them.

I have never committed a crime...
...so I do not receive a free college education or technical training in an emerging field.

I have never failed at a job causing an enormous financial meltdown...
...so I do not get a million dollar bonus.

I have never scammed millions of dollars from innocent people...
...so I do not have tons of money hidden away.

Something is askew in the World, is it not?

However, I do sleep well at night knowing that my parents raised me right and that I am an honest, hard working individual. Perhaps I am getting paid in karma points! And really, who can put a price on that???