Wednesday, April 2, 2008
embarrassing mom, take one
Scene: Sierra Club led hike
Cast: Hike leader and husband
Eighty-something married couple
80-somethings: "We're newlyweds! Married 67 years!"
Leader: "Wow, that's great, we've been married 32 years!"
Me (chiming in without skipping a beat): "We've just been living in sin for two years."
Mom (through chokes of laughter): "Shhhhhhhh!"
Me (innocently): "Whaaaaaat???"
I think the others thought we were truly newlyweds. No, just heathen sinners.