No, I have not been arrested for contempt of court, but my brain has. I've been behaving myself best I can. I'm finding this jury duty thing rather boring. It is, however, helpful to view the lawyers as if it were in a bad sitcom. Prosecuting attorney is this attractive, young, very professional, no-nonsense lawyer and the defense is, well, kind of goofy. Professional... but goofy. This makes the whole thing much more entertaining. Of course, I am paying attention to the case (which I cannot discuss), but I need to find the entertainment factor as well.
Now, onto something (not) completely different: