pow! right in the kisser

I sometimes say stupid things.

I like colorful things.

I adore colorful people.

I'm obsessed with the cuteness of my rescue pets.

I think cold wet dog noses are therapeutic when they precede a doggy kiss on your cheek. 

I have too many unfinished projects.

I consider myself and unfinished project.

I once stabbed my own foot with a pitchfork.

I learned that horsing about with someone who is holding lopping shears is a bad idea.

I love portobello mushrooms.

I am allergic to mushrooms.

I believe I am two inches taller than I really am.

I love the smell of citrus.

I am addicted to tomatoes and tomato products.

Books I cannot read are ones that bore me within the first three chapters.

I hate doing dishes.

I like doing laundry.

Sometimes my honesty holds me back.

My poker face is broken when peoples' actions are just plain illogical.

I haven't gotten punched in the face...well, except that one time.